$2 Juan is a calm, mild, low key person interested in refined culture and civility.
Wait, that isn’t right…… $2 Juan is a boisterous, opinionated hardcore conservative who happened to get his name while on a trip to Costa Rica. While visiting the Del Rey in San Juan Costa Rica, $2 Juan was making it rain with $2 bills and the fine ladies gave him the name $2 Juan. $2 Juan is usually sporting his mink coat and more gold than an African mine while exuding a surly attitude about all things white-trash and stupid in his opinion. Nothing is more entertaining than going out to dinner with $2 Juan.